Unleash the chaos with the MAD TURKEY Traumatic Thanksgiving Tee—a fierce tribute to the unhinged energy of the holiday table. Wear it, and let your style take flight into deliciously dark territory.
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Width, in
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Length, in
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Sleeve length, in
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Size tolerance, in
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Crafted from 100% premium cotton that feels like a caress from the abyss—soft, breathable, and full of attitude.
A tailored fit that clings to you just right, giving you the perfect dose of comfort and confidence. Think of it as a subtle embrace that never lets go.
Ethically produced in sustainable, no-sweat-shop environments, because even darkness deserves integrity.
Features a custom Venom Haus logo inside, sealing your fate with impeccable style.
WARNING: Wearing this shirt may ignite deep, dark envy from everyone around you. For maximum effect, make it your daily uniform and watch the jealousy grow.
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