Serve up some truth this holiday with the FAMILY-SIZED DYSFUNCTION Traumatic Thanksgiving Tee—a darkly hilarious nod to the chaos that always finds a seat at the table. Wear it, and embrace the madness.
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Length, in |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.9 |
9.2 |
9.5 |
9.7 |
10 |
10 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.5 |
1.5 |
1.5 |
1.5 |
1.5 |
1.5 |
- Crafted from 100% premium cotton that feels like a caress from the abyss—soft, breathable, and full of attitude.
- A tailored fit that clings to you just right, giving you the perfect dose of comfort and confidence. Think of it as a subtle embrace that never lets go.
- Ethically produced in sustainable, no-sweat-shop environments, because even darkness deserves integrity.
- Features a custom Venom Haus logo inside, sealing your fate with impeccable style.
WARNING: Wearing this shirt may ignite deep, dark envy from everyone around you. For maximum effect, make it your daily uniform and watch the jealousy grow.
