Serve up some truth this holiday with the FAMILY-SIZED DYSFUNCTION Traumatic Thanksgiving Tee—a darkly hilarious nod to the chaos that always finds a seat at the table. Wear it, and embrace the madness.
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Sleeve length, in
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Crafted from 100% premium cotton that feels like a caress from the abyss—soft, breathable, and full of attitude.
A tailored fit that clings to you just right, giving you the perfect dose of comfort and confidence. Think of it as a subtle embrace that never lets go.
Ethically produced in sustainable, no-sweat-shop environments, because even darkness deserves integrity.
Features a custom Venom Haus logo inside, sealing your fate with impeccable style.
WARNING: Wearing this shirt may ignite deep, dark envy from everyone around you. For maximum effect, make it your daily uniform and watch the jealousy grow.
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