Embrace the madness of the season with the DERANGED TURKEY Traumatic Thanksgiving Tee—a wild design for those who thrive on chaos and dark humor. Wear it, and let your holiday style take a sinister twist.
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Length, in
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Sleeve length, in
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Crafted from 100% premium cotton that feels like a caress from the abyss—soft, breathable, and full of attitude.
A tailored fit that clings to you just right, giving you the perfect dose of comfort and confidence. Think of it as a subtle embrace that never lets go.
Ethically produced in sustainable, no-sweat-shop environments, because even darkness deserves integrity.
Features a custom Venom Haus logo inside, sealing your fate with impeccable style.
WARNING: Wearing this shirt may ignite deep, dark envy from everyone around you. For maximum effect, make it your daily uniform and watch the jealousy grow.
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