Slice through the holiday pretense with the CARVE THE CHAOS Traumatic Thanksgiving Hoodie—crafted for those who thrive on the unpredictable. Wear it, and let the disorder become your signature style.
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Premium Comfort, Dark Energy: Crafted from a plush 50/50 blend of cotton and polyester (8.0 oz/yd²), this hoodie delivers the perfect mix of warmth and shadowy allure.
Kangaroo Pocket with an Edge: A roomy front pocket adds a practical twist, ideal for stashing secrets or just keeping your hands warm in sinister style.
Built for the Bold: The double-lined hood and matching drawcords add extra durability, ensuring you stay cloaked in mystery no matter the weather.
Sustainably Wicked: Made with 100% ethically grown US cotton and eco-friendly practices, because darkness doesn’t have to cost the earth.
WARNING: This hoodie exudes untouchable vibes. Wear it and watch the envy brew as your dark charisma takes center stage.
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