Celebrate the chaos of the season with the FAMILY FEAST OR FIGHT Traumatic Thanksgiving Hoodie—perfect for those who know every holiday meal is a battleground. Wear it, and embrace the beautifully messy mayhem.
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3XL |
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| Width, in |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
30 |
32 |
34 |
| Length, in |
27 |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
34 |
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Sleeve length
from center
back, in
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33.5 |
34.5 |
35.5 |
36.5 |
37.5 |
38.5 |
39.5 |
40.5 |
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Size
tolerance, in
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1.5 |
1.5 |
1.5 |
1.5 |
1.5 |
1.5 |
1.5 |
1.5 |
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Premium Comfort, Dark Energy: Crafted from a plush 50/50 blend of cotton and polyester (8.0 oz/yd²), this hoodie delivers the perfect mix of warmth and shadowy allure.
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Kangaroo Pocket with an Edge: A roomy front pocket adds a practical twist, ideal for stashing secrets or just keeping your hands warm in sinister style.
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Built for the Bold: The double-lined hood and matching drawcords add extra durability, ensuring you stay cloaked in mystery no matter the weather.
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Sustainably Wicked: Made with 100% ethically grown US cotton and eco-friendly practices, because darkness doesn’t have to cost the earth.
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WARNING: This hoodie exudes untouchable vibes. Wear it and watch the envy brew as your dark charisma takes center stage.
